Total Medals Earned: 14 (From
6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 375 Points
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
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On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.